<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Accidents: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, accidents, accident"/></head><card title="Accident Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Accident Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/alabama.wml" title="2 Jokes">Alabama</a> · <a href="/accidents.wml" title="3 Jokes">Accidents</a> · <a href="/cars.wml" title="18 Jokes">Cars</a></p><p align="left"><br/>The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.<br/><br/>They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were: "Oh, Shit!"<br/><br/>Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/accidents:2765.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/accidents:2765.wml">2</a> <a href="/accidents:1876.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-1761420897" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>