<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke: One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, &quot;I can ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, age"/></head><card title="Age Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Age Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/seniors.wml" title="6 Jokes">Seniors</a> · <a href="/age.wml" title="1 Joke">Age</a> · <a href="/penis.wml" title="30 Jokes">Penis</a> · <a href="/guessing.wml" title="1 Joke">Guessing</a></p><p align="left"><br/>One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."<br/><br/>The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.<br/><br/>"Pull down your pants," she says.<br/><br/>He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."<br/><br/>"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"<br/><br/>"You told me yesterday."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/age.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-761814698" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>