<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="4 Jokes about Apple: How is an apple like a lawyer?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, apple"/></head><card title="Apple Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Apple Jokes</b><br/>1 of 4<br/><br/><a href="/apple.wml" title="4 Jokes">Apple</a> · <a href="/lawyers.wml" title="54 Jokes">Lawyers</a> · <a href="/hanging.wml" title="1 Joke">Hanging</a></p><p align="left"><br/>How is an apple like a lawyer?<br/><br/>They both look good hanging from a tree.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/apple:1186.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/apple:1186.wml">2</a> <a href="/apple:1184.wml">3</a> <a href="/apple:264.wml">4</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-145314493" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>