<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Attention: What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, attention"/></head><card title="Attention Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Attention Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/balls.wml" title="8 Jokes">Balls</a> · <a href="/attention.wml" title="2 Jokes">Attention</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?<br/><br/>A man's undivided attention.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/attention:663.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/attention:663.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=480300289" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>