<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="6 Jokes about Baseball: One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, baseball"/></head><card title="Baseball Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Baseball Jokes</b><br/>1 of 6<br/><br/><a href="/baseball.wml" title="6 Jokes">Baseball</a> · <a href="/lord.wml" title="2 Jokes">Lord</a> · <a href="/devil.wml" title="1 Joke">Devil</a></p><p align="left"><br/>One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.<br/><br/>Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."<br/><br/>"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/baseball:1291.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/baseball:1291.wml">2</a> <a href="/baseball:1290.wml">3</a> <a href="/baseball:1871.wml">4</a> <a href="/baseball:2414.wml">5</a> <a href="/baseball:2821.wml">6</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=841338958" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>