<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Batman: One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, batman"/></head><card title="Batman Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Batman Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/batman.wml" title="1 Joke">Batman</a> · <a href="/nuns.wml" title="7 Jokes">Nuns</a> · <a href="/drinking.wml" title="5 Jokes">Drinking</a></p><p align="left"><br/>One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.<br/><br/>After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.<br/><br/>Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.<br/><br/>As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/batman.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1675488734" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>