<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Bed: Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, bed"/></head><card title="Bed Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Bed Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/women.wml" title="86 Jokes">Women</a> · <a href="/marriage.wml" title="13 Jokes">Marriage</a> · <a href="/singles.wml" title="4 Jokes">Singles</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why are married women heavier than single women?<br/><br/>Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/bed.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=194345030" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>