<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="16 Jokes about Beer: How many men does it take to open a beer?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, beer"/></head><card title="Beer Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Beer Jokes</b><br/>1 of 16<br/><br/><a href="/beer.wml" title="16 Jokes">Beer</a> · <a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/women.wml" title="85 Jokes">Women</a></p><p align="left"><br/>How many men does it take to open a beer?<br/><br/>None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/beer:1860.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/beer:1860.wml">2</a> <a href="/beer:285.wml">3</a> <a href="/beer:271.wml">4</a> <a href="/beer:266.wml">5</a> <a href="/beer:1363.wml">6</a> <a href="/beer:43.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/beer.wml">Beer Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1617272352" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>