<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke: A little boy goes to his father and asks &quot;Daddy, how was I born?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, birth"/></head><card title="Birth Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Birth Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/birth.wml" title="1 Joke">Birth</a> · <a href="/internet.wml" title="1 Joke">Internet</a> · <a href="/mails.wml" title="1 Joke">Mails</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"<br/><br/>The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.<br/><br/>Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.<br/><br/>As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:<br/><br/>"You've got Male!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/birth.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-2015722371" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>