<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Birthdays: A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, &quot;Hey ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, birthdays, birthday"/></head><card title="Birthday Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Birthday Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/dogs.wml" title="24 Jokes">Dogs</a> · <a href="/bars.wml" title="13 Jokes">Bars</a> · <a href="/drinks.wml" title="4 Jokes">Drinks</a> · <a href="/toilets.wml" title="4 Jokes">Toilets</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"<br/><br/>The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/birthdays.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=920655672" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>