<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Bombs: Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, bombs, bomb"/></head><card title="Bomb Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Bomb Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/bombs.wml" title="3 Jokes">Bombs</a> · <a href="/chuck%20norris.wml" title="34 Jokes">Chuck Norris</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb?<br/><br/>Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/bombs:2159.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/bombs:2159.wml">2</a> <a href="/bombs:2474.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-2064031070" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>