<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Books: Physics Teacher: &quot;Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, books, book"/></head><card title="Book Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Book Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/teachers.wml" title="21 Jokes">Teachers</a> · <a href="/physics.wml" title="2 Jokes">Physics</a> · <a href="/apple.wml" title="4 Jokes">Apple</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"<br/><br/>Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/books:1359.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/books:1359.wml">2</a> <a href="/books:1956.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=402229894" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>