<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Borg: How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, borg"/></head><card title="Borg Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Borg Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/borg.wml" title="2 Jokes">Borg</a> · <a href="/light%20bulbs.wml" title="31 Jokes">Light Bulbs</a> · <a href="/changes.wml" title="7 Jokes">Changes</a></p><p align="left"><br/>How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?<br/><br/>1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.<br/>2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.<br/>3) All of them.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/borg:465.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/borg:465.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-630055122" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>