<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Bridges: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, &quot;LOW ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, bridges, bridge"/></head><card title="Bridge Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Bridge Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/bridges.wml" title="2 Jokes">Bridges</a> · <a href="/trucks.wml" title="1 Joke">Trucks</a> · <a href="/cops.wml" title="5 Jokes">Cops</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "LOW BRIDGE AHEAD". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.<br/><br/>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got your truck stuck, huh?"<br/><br/>The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/bridges:2433.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/bridges:2433.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/bridges.wml">Bridge Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-854965624" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>