<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Budweiser: There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, budweiser"/></head><card title="Budweiser Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Budweiser Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/beer.wml" title="16 Jokes">Beer</a> · <a href="/budweiser.wml" title="1 Joke">Budweiser</a> · <a href="/miller.wml" title="1 Joke">Miller</a></p><p align="left"><br/>There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.<br/><br/>The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!<br/><br/>"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.<br/><br/>"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/budweiser.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-716073315" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>