<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Coffee: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, coffee"/></head><card title="Coffee Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Coffee Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/husbands.wml" title="49 Jokes">Husbands</a> · <a href="/wives.wml" title="63 Jokes">Wives</a> · <a href="/coffee.wml" title="1 Joke">Coffee</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.<br/><br/>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."<br/><br/>The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."<br/><br/>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."<br/><br/>Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."<br/><br/>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:<br/><br/>"HEBREWS"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/coffee.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=1245312052" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>