<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about Cops: What not to say to the nice policeman: ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, cops, cop"/></head><card title="Cop Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Cop Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/cops.wml" title="5 Jokes">Cops</a> · <a href="/police.wml" title="23 Jokes">Police</a> · <a href="/schools.wml" title="12 Jokes">Schools</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What not to say to the nice policeman:<br/><br/>I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/cops:1178.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/cops:1178.wml">2</a> <a href="/cops:2369.wml">3</a> <a href="/cops:277.wml">4</a> <a href="/cops:1111.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-2008191822" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>