<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="12 Jokes about Deaths: A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, deaths, death"/></head><card title="Death Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Death Jokes</b><br/>1 of 12<br/><br/><a href="/deaths.wml" title="12 Jokes">Deaths</a> · <a href="/politics.wml" title="6 Jokes">Politics</a> · <a href="/labour.wml" title="1 Joke">Labour</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.<br/><br/>"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through … Why change now?"<br/><br/>The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/deaths:159.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/deaths:159.wml">2</a> <a href="/deaths:469.wml">3</a> <a href="/deaths:1113.wml">4</a> <a href="/deaths:3.wml">5</a> <a href="/deaths:1168.wml">6</a> <a href="/deaths:32.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-577586737" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>