<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Disasters: &quot;Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, disasters, disaster"/></head><card title="Disaster Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Disaster Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/cemeteries.wml" title="2 Jokes">Cemeteries</a> · <a href="/bodies.wml" title="1 Joke">Bodies</a> · <a href="/disasters.wml" title="1 Joke">Disasters</a></p><p align="left"><br/>"Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery."<br/><br/>"Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into<br/><br/>the night."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/disasters.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1295728232" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>