<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="33 Jokes about Doctors: A man speaks frantically on phone, &quot;My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, doctors, doctor"/></head><card title="Doctor Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Doctor Jokes</b><br/>1 of 33<br/><br/><a href="/doctors.wml" title="33 Jokes">Doctors</a> · <a href="/husbands.wml" title="49 Jokes">Husbands</a> · <a href="/pregnant.wml" title="5 Jokes">Pregnant</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"<br/><br/>"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.<br/><br/>"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/doctors:172.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/doctors:172.wml">2</a> <a href="/doctors:1584.wml">3</a> <a href="/doctors:1301.wml">4</a> <a href="/doctors:707.wml">5</a> <a href="/doctors:2071.wml">6</a> <a href="/doctors:1566.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/doctors.wml">Doctor Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1078408903" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>