<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Dollars: Officer: &quot;Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, dollars, dollar"/></head><card title="Dollar Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Dollar Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/soldiers.wml" title="5 Jokes">Soldiers</a> · <a href="/officers.wml" title="2 Jokes">Officers</a> · <a href="/money.wml" title="61 Jokes">Money</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"<br/><br/>Soldier: "Sure, buddy."<br/><br/>Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"<br/><br/>Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"<br/><br/>Soldier: "No, SIR!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/dollars:709.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/dollars:709.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1670327755" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>