<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Dummies: A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, dummies, dummy"/></head><card title="Dummy Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Dummy Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/blondes.wml" title="61 Jokes">Blondes</a> · <a href="/ventriloquist.wml" title="1 Joke">Ventriloquist</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.<br/><br/>"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.<br/><br/>Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."<br/><br/>The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/dummies.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-710146857" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>