<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about English: The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, english"/></head><card title="English Jokes"><p align="center"><b>English Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/english.wml" title="1 Joke">English</a> · <a href="/food.wml" title="4 Jokes">Food</a> · <a href="/killing.wml" title="8 Jokes">Killing</a></p><p align="left"><br/>The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.<br/><br/>On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.<br/><br/>The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.<br/><br/>The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.<br/><br/>Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/english.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1874120615" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>