<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="4 Jokes about Eyes: A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice &quot;... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ... ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, eyes, eye"/></head><card title="Eye Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Eye Jokes</b><br/>1 of 4<br/><br/><a href="/holes.wml" title="8 Jokes">Holes</a> · <a href="/eyes.wml" title="4 Jokes">Eyes</a> · <a href="/voices.wml" title="1 Joke">Voices</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."<br/><br/>The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/eyes:2789.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/eyes:2789.wml">2</a> <a href="/eyes:1391.wml">3</a> <a href="/eyes:2041.wml">4</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/eyes.wml">Eye Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=509202163" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>