<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Feet: Why do ducks have webbed feet?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, feet, foot"/></head><card title="Foot Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Foot Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/ducks.wml" title="4 Jokes">Ducks</a> · <a href="/elephants.wml" title="4 Jokes">Elephants</a> · <a href="/feet.wml" title="3 Jokes">Feet</a> · <a href="/fires.wml" title="6 Jokes">Fires</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why do ducks have webbed feet?<br/><br/>To stamp out fires.<br/><br/>Why do elephants have flat feet?<br/><br/>To stamp out burning ducks.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/feet:2412.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/feet:2412.wml">2</a> <a href="/feet:2385.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=48410924" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>