<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="8 Jokes: One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, fishing"/></head><card title="Fishing Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Fishing Jokes</b><br/>1 of 8<br/><br/><a href="/fishing.wml" title="8 Jokes">Fishing</a> · <a href="/idios.wml" title="1 Joke">Idios</a> · <a href="/god.wml" title="20 Jokes">God</a> · <a href="/rink.wml" title="1 Joke">Rink</a></p><p align="left"><br/>One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."<br/><br/>He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."<br/><br/>He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."<br/><br/>He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"<br/><br/>"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/fishing:1880.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/fishing:1880.wml">2</a> <a href="/fishing:1878.wml">3</a> <a href="/fishing:1879.wml">4</a> <a href="/fishing:1873.wml">5</a> <a href="/fishing:1874.wml">6</a> <a href="/fishing:2987.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1030059065" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>