<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Future: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, future"/></head><card title="Future Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Future Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/beer.wml" title="16 Jokes">Beer</a> · <a href="/future.wml" title="1 Joke">Future</a> · <a href="/plans.wml" title="1 Joke">Plans</a></p><p align="left"><br/>How does a man show that he is planning for the future?<br/><br/>He buys two cases of beer.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/future.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/future.wml">Future Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=720506323" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>