<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke: A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, gambling"/></head><card title="Gambling Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Gambling Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/sex.wml" title="100 Jokes">Sex</a> · <a href="/gambling.wml" title="1 Joke">Gambling</a> · <a href="/money.wml" title="61 Jokes">Money</a> · <a href="/love.wml" title="9 Jokes">Love</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.<br/><br/>"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."<br/><br/>"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/gambling.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1592271035" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>