<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about Girls: In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, girls, girl"/></head><card title="Girl Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Girl Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/girls.wml" title="5 Jokes">Girls</a> · <a href="/money.wml" title="61 Jokes">Money</a> · <a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/trains.wml" title="4 Jokes">Trains</a></p><p align="left"><br/>In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."<br/><br/>The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".<br/><br/>And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."<br/><br/>All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/girls:1924.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/girls:1924.wml">2</a> <a href="/girls:2619.wml">3</a> <a href="/girls:1574.wml">4</a> <a href="/girls:1367.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/girls.wml">Girl Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1148423709" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>