<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="19 Jokes: A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, god"/></head><card title="God Jokes"><p align="center"><b>God Jokes</b><br/>1 of 19<br/><br/><a href="/god.wml" title="19 Jokes">God</a> · <a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/women.wml" title="85 Jokes">Women</a> · <a href="/stupidity.wml" title="12 Jokes">Stupidity</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.<br/><br/>He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"<br/>The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."<br/>"Why did you make her so good-looking?"<br/>"So you could love her, my son."<br/>"Why did you make her such a good cook?"<br/>"So you could love her, my son."<br/><br/>The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"<br/><br/>"So she could love you, my son."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/god:1900.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/god:1900.wml">2</a> <a href="/god:1895.wml">3</a> <a href="/god:1946.wml">4</a> <a href="/god:1380.wml">5</a> <a href="/god:1931.wml">6</a> <a href="/god:1877.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/god.wml">God Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-356128422" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>