<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about Guns: How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, guns, gun"/></head><card title="Gun Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Gun Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/guns.wml" title="5 Jokes">Guns</a> · <a href="/us.wml" title="1 Joke">Us</a> · <a href="/armies.wml" title="7 Jokes">Armies</a> · <a href="/shoots.wml" title="5 Jokes">Shoots</a></p><p align="left"><br/>How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?<br/><br/>Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/guns:280.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/guns:280.wml">2</a> <a href="/guns:1899.wml">3</a> <a href="/guns:279.wml">4</a> <a href="/guns:2769.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-354169419" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>