<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="8 Jokes about Hell: In Heaven: ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, hell"/></head><card title="Hell Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Hell Jokes</b><br/>1 of 8<br/><br/><a href="/heaven.wml" title="9 Jokes">Heaven</a> · <a href="/hell.wml" title="8 Jokes">Hell</a> · <a href="/germans.wml" title="5 Jokes">Germans</a> · <a href="/french.wml" title="2 Jokes">French</a></p><p align="left"><br/>In Heaven:<br/><br/>The cooks are French,<br/>The policemen are English,<br/>The mechanics are German,<br/>The lovers are Italian,<br/>The bankers are Swiss.<br/><br/><br/>In Hell:<br/><br/>The cooks are English,<br/>The policemen are German,<br/>The mechanics are French,<br/>The lovers are Swiss,<br/>The bankers are Italian.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/hell:2807.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/hell:2807.wml">2</a> <a href="/hell:264.wml">3</a> <a href="/hell:2086.wml">4</a> <a href="/hell:2345.wml">5</a> <a href="/hell:3.wml">6</a> <a href="/hell:2808.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/hell.wml">Hell Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=819155180" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>