<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Houses: A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, houses, house"/></head><card title="House Jokes"><p align="center"><b>House Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/germans.wml" title="5 Jokes">Germans</a> · <a href="/fires.wml" title="6 Jokes">Fires</a> · <a href="/greeks.wml" title="1 Joke">Greeks</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?<br/><br/>The German. He was out practicing marching.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/houses:268.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/houses:268.wml">2</a> <a href="/houses:2858.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=494192766" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>