<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="6 Jokes about Idiots: &quot;If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up&quot; said the sarcastic ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, idiots, idiot"/></head><card title="Idiot Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Idiot Jokes</b><br/>1 of 6<br/><br/><a href="/idiots.wml" title="6 Jokes">Idiots</a> · <a href="/teachers.wml" title="21 Jokes">Teachers</a> · <a href="/schools.wml" title="12 Jokes">Schools</a></p><p align="left"><br/>"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.<br/><br/>After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.<br/><br/>"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.<br/><br/>"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/idiots:463.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/idiots:463.wml">2</a> <a href="/idiots:2371.wml">3</a> <a href="/idiots:459.wml">4</a> <a href="/idiots:1171.wml">5</a> <a href="/idiots:2375.wml">6</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=2057484671" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>