<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Jews: In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, jews, jew"/></head><card title="Jew Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Jew Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/walls.wml" title="7 Jokes">Walls</a> · <a href="/christians.wml" title="1 Joke">Christians</a> · <a href="/jews.wml" title="3 Jokes">Jews</a></p><p align="left"><br/>In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!<br/><br/>She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.<br/><br/>"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"<br/><br/>"For about 60 years."<br/><br/>"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"<br/><br/>"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."<br/><br/>"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"<br/><br/>"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/jews:1264.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/jews:1264.wml">2</a> <a href="/jews:2787.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=398485095" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>