<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Lawn: A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, lawn"/></head><card title="Lawn Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Lawn Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/tattoos.wml" title="2 Jokes">Tattoos</a> · <a href="/notes.wml" title="3 Jokes">Notes</a> · <a href="/lawn.wml" title="1 Joke">Lawn</a> · <a href="/nurses.wml" title="5 Jokes">Nurses</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.<br/><br/>This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.<br/><br/>It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.<br/><br/>When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: 'keep off the grass.'<br/><br/>After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said: "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/lawn.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=2033802936" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>