<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="54 Jokes about Lawyers: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, lawyers, lawyer"/></head><card title="Lawyer Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Lawyer Jokes</b><br/>1 of 54<br/><br/><a href="/lawyers.wml" title="54 Jokes">Lawyers</a> · <a href="/ocean.wml" title="1 Joke">Ocean</a> · <a href="/differences.wml" title="21 Jokes">Differences</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?<br/><br/>A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/lawyers:1253.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/lawyers:1253.wml">2</a> <a href="/lawyers:2790.wml">3</a> <a href="/lawyers:1169.wml">4</a> <a href="/lawyers:3.wml">5</a> <a href="/lawyers:38.wml">6</a> <a href="/lawyers:2626.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1042109485" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>