<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Liars: A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. &quot;Is ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, liars, liar"/></head><card title="Liar Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Liar Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/assholes.wml" title="6 Jokes">Assholes</a> · <a href="/workers.wml" title="1 Joke">Workers</a> · <a href="/liars.wml" title="1 Joke">Liars</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?<br/><br/>"Yes, I did."<br/><br/>"Did you call him stupid?"<br/><br/>"Yes."<br/><br/>"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?"<br/><br/>"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/liars.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1828807132" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>