<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Lies: A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, lies, lie"/></head><card title="Lie Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Lie Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/politicians.wml" title="3 Jokes">Politicians</a> · <a href="/farmers.wml" title="4 Jokes">Farmers</a> · <a href="/lies.wml" title="1 Joke">Lies</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.<br/><br/>The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"<br/><br/>The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/lies.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1058185252" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>