<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="31 Jokes about Light Bulbs: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, light bulbs, light bulb"/></head><card title="Light Bulb Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Light Bulb Jokes</b><br/>1 of 31<br/><br/><a href="/light%20bulbs.wml" title="31 Jokes">Light Bulbs</a> · <a href="/philosophers.wml" title="4 Jokes">Philosophers</a></p><p align="left"><br/>How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/><br/>1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"<br/>2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."<br/>3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"<br/>4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/light%20bulbs:1261.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/light%20bulbs:1261.wml">2</a> <a href="/light%20bulbs:1272.wml">3</a> <a href="/light%20bulbs:1161.wml">4</a> <a href="/light%20bulbs:1270.wml">5</a> <a href="/light%20bulbs:716.wml">6</a> <a href="/light%20bulbs:1271.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-205931207" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>