<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Lunch: The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them looked ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, lunch"/></head><card title="Lunch Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Lunch Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/lunch.wml" title="3 Jokes">Lunch</a> · <a href="/safes.wml" title="1 Joke">Safes</a> · <a href="/lawyers.wml" title="54 Jokes">Lawyers</a> · <a href="/money.wml" title="61 Jokes">Money</a></p><p align="left"><br/>The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them looked alarmed.<br/><br/>He announced, "I have to go back to the office right away! I forgot to lock the safe!"<br/><br/>"What are you worried about?" asked the other. "We're both here."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/lunch:1186.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/lunch:1186.wml">2</a> <a href="/lunch:2455.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=604439673" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>