<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Messages: You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, messages, message"/></head><card title="Message Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Message Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/computers.wml" title="35 Jokes">Computers</a> · <a href="/viruses.wml" title="2 Jokes">Viruses</a> · <a href="/amish.wml" title="3 Jokes">Amish</a></p><p align="left"><br/>You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.<br/><br/>Thank you.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/messages.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.quotes4all.net/messages.wml">Message Quotes</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=797273424" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>