<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="11 Jokes about Microsoft: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, microsoft"/></head><card title="Microsoft Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Microsoft Jokes</b><br/>1 of 11<br/><br/><a href="/microsoft.wml" title="11 Jokes">Microsoft</a> · <a href="/jurassic%20park.wml" title="1 Joke">Jurassic Park</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?<br/><br/>One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/microsoft:458.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/microsoft:458.wml">2</a> <a href="/microsoft:1560.wml">3</a> <a href="/microsoft:479.wml">4</a> <a href="/microsoft:306.wml">5</a> <a href="/microsoft:1278.wml">6</a> <a href="/microsoft:54.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=978189316" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>