<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Moms: Little Johnny: &quot;Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, moms, mom"/></head><card title="Mom Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Mom Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/lemons.wml" title="1 Joke">Lemons</a> · <a href="/little%20johnny.wml" title="22 Jokes">Little Johnny</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"<br/><br/>Mum: "No it doesn't my son."<br/><br/>Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/moms.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1869216735" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>