<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about News: George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, news"/></head><card title="News Jokes"><p align="center"><b>News Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/lawyers.wml" title="54 Jokes">Lawyers</a> · <a href="/news.wml" title="5 Jokes">News</a> · <a href="/secretaries.wml" title="1 Joke">Secretaries</a></p><p align="left"><br/>George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.<br/><br/>"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.<br/><br/>"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."<br/><br/>"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."<br/><br/>"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."<br/><br/>"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/news:89.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/news:89.wml">2</a> <a href="/news:1196.wml">3</a> <a href="/news:2417.wml">4</a> <a href="/news:2139.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=236572038" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>