<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Pandas: A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, pandas, panda"/></head><card title="Panda Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Panda Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/pandas.wml" title="1 Joke">Pandas</a> · <a href="/waiters.wml" title="2 Jokes">Waiters</a> · <a href="/shooting.wml" title="5 Jokes">Shooting</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.<br/><br/>The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.<br/><br/>And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/pandas.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=262539688" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>