<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="8 Jokes about Parrots: A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, parrots, parrot"/></head><card title="Parrot Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Parrot Jokes</b><br/>1 of 8<br/><br/><a href="/parrots.wml" title="8 Jokes">Parrots</a> · <a href="/sex.wml" title="100 Jokes">Sex</a> · <a href="/navies.wml" title="5 Jokes">Navies</a> · <a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.<br/><br/>"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"<br/><br/>The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/parrots:709.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/parrots:709.wml">2</a> <a href="/parrots:80.wml">3</a> <a href="/parrots:1375.wml">4</a> <a href="/parrots:2753.wml">5</a> <a href="/parrots:2848.wml">6</a> <a href="/parrots:2348.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=2033878487" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>