<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Pencils: When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, pencils, pencil"/></head><card title="Pencil Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Pencil Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/nasa.wml" title="2 Jokes">NASA</a> · <a href="/russians.wml" title="2 Jokes">Russians</a> · <a href="/pens.wml" title="3 Jokes">Pens</a> · <a href="/pencils.wml" title="1 Joke">Pencils</a></p><p align="left"><br/>When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.<br/><br/>The Russians used a pencil.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/pencils.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-2009730295" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>