<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Penguins: A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, penguins, penguin"/></head><card title="Penguin Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Penguin Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/penguins.wml" title="1 Joke">Penguins</a> · <a href="/police.wml" title="23 Jokes">Police</a> · <a href="/beaches.wml" title="1 Joke">Beaches</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."<br/><br/>The guy says OK, and drives away.<br/><br/>The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"<br/><br/>The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/penguins.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-743849754" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>