<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Pianos: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, pianos, piano"/></head><card title="Piano Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Piano Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/armies.wml" title="7 Jokes">Armies</a> · <a href="/pianos.wml" title="2 Jokes">Pianos</a> · <a href="/music.wml" title="9 Jokes">Music</a> · <a href="/majors.wml" title="2 Jokes">Majors</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?<br/><br/>A flat major.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/pianos:1580.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/pianos:1580.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-539045363" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>